If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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