im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
