i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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