How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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