Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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