Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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