bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
