I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
