I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
