Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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