he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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