Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
