Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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