I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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