As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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