You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Randomize
