I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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