But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have demons in me.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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