I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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