I wanna bring you to show and tell
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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