Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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