i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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