i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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