yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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