IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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