My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
love makes seman taste better
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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