PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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