I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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