Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Who died my cat blue again?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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