There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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