i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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