Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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