Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Randomize