He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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