it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
