And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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