Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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