i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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