I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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