i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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