It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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