shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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