never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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