no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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