The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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