my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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