Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You are a genius and a whore.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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