i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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