He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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