You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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