I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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