used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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