Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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