i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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