didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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